Completely Ignorant NFL Wild Card Weekend Preview

Introduction

As part of my annual awakening and post to the web page, I have picked the NFL Wild Card games each year.  One of my shticks is that I go into the games as ignorant as possible.  Since I stopped watching the NFL weekly about 10 years ago, that isn’t much of a problem.  My research only consists of listening to the Bill Simmons Podcast with Cousin Sal weekly and watching the games on Thanksgiving.  This year is no different.

Another idea that I got last year or the year before was to have a coin (actually a coin flipping simulator run 100 times) named George (because he’s a quarter, see) choose the games.  I hate that we’ve made sports into such a big deal in this country that people can make money talking about them as if they have more or better insight than the people at home.  If I can show that a flipped coin can have just as much, if not more success, than those on television, maybe it will invalidate them.  Rage against the machine!

The Picks

Bills at Jaguars (Sunday at 1:05 pm):  The Bills made the playoffs on the last day, sparing us the idiot talking heads discussing the Peterman/Taylor decision.  Until Christmas, all I knew about the Jags is that Blake Bortles is the quarterback.  I will forever love and be indebted to him for winning a fantasy league and then never being invited back.  I think it’s a better story if Buffalo wins, at least for a weekend because they’ll be destroyed by the Pats.  Instead, I think they’ll save us the false hope and get destroyed by the Jaguars this weekend.  George’s Pick:  He’s fairly confident that the Jags will win, too.  Bills 46, Jaguars 54.

Falcons at Rams (Saturday at 8:15pm):  With a rookie head coach and essentially a rookie quarterback, nobody saw the Rams coming this year.  The Falcons ping ponged up and down all season, finally sneaking into the playoffs with an impressive 10-6 record.  The Falcons would like revenge for their collapse in the Super Bowl last year.  The Rams are playing a home game with house money.  I think I like the Rams story better than the Falcons.  Besides, with UGA in the championship, I don’t think I could stand Georgia being the center of the football universe for a month.  Whatever happens, this will be a high scoring game.  George’s Pick:  He disagrees, firmly, with me and wants to see the Falcons get revenge.  Falcons 56, Rams 44.

Titans at Chiefs (Saturday at 4:35 pm):  This is the “who cares” bowl for me.  If the Jags win, like I think they will, then the winner of this game plays the Patriots for the right to go to the AFC Championship.  I guess the Chiefs are better in that scenario because they beat the Pats earlier in the season.  However, the Titans winning this game and the next, plus the Jags beating the Steelers appeals to the chaos lover in me.  I will go with the Chiefs on the slim chance that they catch the Pats on a bad day next week.  George’s Pick:  Apparently George is an anarchist and wants to see the whole NFL break down.  Titans 51, Chiefs 49.

Panthers at Saints (Sunday at 4:40 pm):  Too bad this one is happening this weekend.  This would have been a great NFC Championship.  Sure, it stinks to have only one division represented in the championship round, but they are always the most fun games.  Like the Rams, the Saints are a bit of a surprise, while the Panthers succeeded in spite of their owner resigning (somehow rather quietly) amid, for lack of a better word, weird allegations.  I think I like the Saints in this one.  George’s Pick:  George is picking another road team.  Panthers 56, Saints 44.

Wrap Up

Join us next Friday as we post mortem these games and prepare for the Steelers and Patriots to win, set up a rematch, and watch the Pats walk into the Super Bowl again.  God, the NFL is so boring.

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