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THE HARBOR HOOLIGANS
Official Newsletter of Boston’s Most Fearless Fans
Volume 1, Issue 1 | “Shipwreck Complete: Breakers Sink Showboats 35-10!”
⚓ CAPTAIN’S LOG: HOOLIGAN HIGHLIGHTS
1. Game Recap: Breakers Make Memphis Walk the Plank!
- Matt Dunigan torched the ‘Boats for 3 TDs (2 air, 1 ground), proving why he’s the tide-turner Boston needed.
- Buford Jordan bulldozed for 147 yards—Memphis LBs are still lost at sea.
- Defense: Forced 4 turnovers, including Bruce Byers’ pick-six that ignited the Harbor Hooligans’ signature “Sound the Foghorn!” chant.
2. Hooligan of the Week: Eddie “The Breaker” Callahan
- Legend Status: Led Section 107 in a rain-soaked “Tidal Wave” dance-off during the 4th quarter.
- Prize: Sideline passes for next week’s “Drain the Federals” game (see below).
🌊 COMING SOON: FEDERALS INVADE FOXBORO
Sunday, 1 PM | Breakers Wharf (Nickerson Field)
- Scouting Report: Washington allows 157 rush yards/game. Jordan’s “Feast Mode” incoming.
- Tailgate HQ: Lot 5 opens at 9 AM—look for the “Hooligan Galley” (giant anchor flag) for free chowder (while supplies last).
- Chant Workshop: Learn the new “Depth Charge” clap-stomp to rattle Fed QB Mike Hohensee.
🔧 HOOLIGAN HANDBOOK
1. Dress Code: Jerseys + Rain Boots—forecast calls for 60% chance of opponent tears.
2. Battle Cry: “Break the Feddies!” (Credit: Hooligan-in-Chief Marty “Squall” O’Brien).
3. Charity Drive: Donate old coats at Gate B for Boston Harbor Veterans Shelter.
🎟️ LANDLUBBER ALERT: TICKET SPECIAL
Next 50 fans to use code “HOOLIGAN85” get 20% off group tickets. Bring a crew or walk the plank.
Sign-off: “We don’t just cheer—we make waves.”
– The Harbor Hooligans Council