Introduction

On Wednesday, Quinn, Christine, and I went to see the new entry into the Jurassic Park franchise. I heard both that it was the best movie since the first two and that it was the worst of the sequels. You all know that I like to make my own decisions about popular culture independent of the rage baiting of social media. You also know that I generally find something to enjoy about every creative project. Besides, at the beginning of the movie, I turned to Quinn and said, “32 years ago, I sat in a theater and watched the first movie.” So, the TLDR of it all is that my Jurassic World Rebirth review will be mostly positive. If you’re looking for a miserable take, look elsewhere.

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Characters

None of them stand out on their own. They try with a variety of backstories that mostly boil down to a dead friend or colleague haunts them. And, their poverty pushes them into ever more dangerous scenarios. That’s the “professionals”, hired mercenaries to lead an expedition to collect dinosaur DNA that can potentially save millions of lives. At a price, of course. More on that in a minute or so. 🦖🦖

The movie introduces a family into the dinosaur madness. They’re apparently sailing across part of the ocean to celebrate their daughter’s graduation and acceptance into college. After and encounter with the mosasaur, they get rescued by the mission and become a side plot with some fun scenes. More on that in a bit. Their characters are slightly more fleshed out and show some growth throughout the movie and you genuinely root for them. They write them as obvious protagonists. However, you also cheer for them because you genuinely like them. 🦖🦖🦖🦖

Plot

Without giving away too much, it’s what you’d expect. I already covered some of it in the characters section, but here goes more specifics. A mercenary team along with a dinosaur expert travel to a remote area in order to retrieve living dinosaur DNA. They save a family from a dinosaur encounter. When they get to the island, the plot splits them up The mercenaries travel around to collect the samples. The movie gives us a beautiful scene with some Titanosaurus, an absolutely terrifying encounter with avian dinosaurs, and a final encounter with a butt ugly mutant that needs to be put out of its misery.

Meanwhile, the family follow in the footsteps of Grant and the kids from the first movie. More than once, I thought to myself, this is like the first movie. I mean, it makes sense because it’s the same creative team (minus Crichton), but it was still cool. They also get the obligatory T-Rex encounter that I eluded to in the last section. Small predators stalk them in an enclosed space and play no small part in the final show down. In every one of these scenarios, I wanted them to win (except for the very beginning when you are meant to hate the boyfriend).

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Themes

The Enshitification of Everything and the Fallout: By the time we get to this movie, people are so used to the dinosaurs that they’ve become a public nuisance. As Quinn put it when we talked about the movie after, it’s a meta commentary on social media and society as a whole. Instead of meeting the movies with awe and wonder, people now just sort of roll their eyes and crap all over the movies because “we’ve seen it all before.” I see this as an extension of the capitalists (more on them in a minute) making everything worse in the name of squeezing every last penny of profit from it. People now just naturally respond to something new with the skepticism that it’s just another ploy to get their money. 🦖🦖

Man vs. Nature: If I remember my high school English courses, this is one of the fundamental conflicts of fiction. Jurassic Park always revolves around this one (and man vs. man, but that’s discussed next) with the caveat that while man can momentarily overcome nature, ultimately nature will win. Its a good reminder for those who think that we can continually abuse our planet and think that there will be no repercussions for it. She’s notices and she won’t forget. 🦖🦖🦖

Science vs. Capitalism: People sometimes talk about how the science goes wrong in Crichton stories. I used to think that, too. Then, I read and argument that the science went right and that capitalism, and that search for endless profit, corrupted the science and caused it to fail. That makes so much more sense in context and they bring this argument back in a big way in this movie. Hell, one of the characters plainly brings this point up to another during a conversation. 🦖🦖🦖🦖

The Verdict (Jurassic World Rebirth Review)

I told you that, even with the minor quibbles I have with the movie, my Jurassic World Rebirth review is full of positivity. Like I said to some guy on the internet ™ on Reddit, all I want from my entertainment is to be entertained. Well, this movie entertained me. Let me know what you all thought in the comments. Maybe we can have a spirited debate. 🦖🦖🦖